My name is Zaira or Zed.
17, Queer, Taken, living in Cali.
I like rock music. I like poetry. I like street art. I like Tumblr. I like books. I like hair dye. I like writing. I like tattoos. I like concerts. I like tea. I like singing loudly and poorly in the car on my way to nowhere.
I am an Alterni-nerd. Alternative, nerdy, person of awesome.

juliajm15:

This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O

I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘

    Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

    Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

    • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
    • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
    • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
    • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
    • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
    • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
    • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
    • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
    • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
    • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
    • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
    • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
    • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
    • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
    • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
    • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
    • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
    • Dad: Fuck the government.
    • Dad: Fuck the school board.
    • Dad: Close the door.
    • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
    • Dad: I love puns.
    • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
    • Dad: Please shut up.
    • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
    • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
    • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
    • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
    • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
    • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
    • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
    • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
    • Dad: I hate homework.
    • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
    • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
    gerardbye:

when i look at this, i now know that they have reached that ‘dad’ stage in their life when they say certain words that they think are cool and in 
clowning 
foolin’

    gerardbye:

    when i look at this, i now know that they have reached that ‘dad’ stage in their life when they say certain words that they think are cool and in 

    clowning 

    foolin’

      lemonteaflower:

      genocidershodan:

      lemonteaflower:

      anxiety.

      Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

      "i have a problem i can’t control" 

      "stop having that problem omg" 

      ????¿¿¿¿???? 

          prettyandfit:

Calorie intake made easy:
To lose weight: 12 calories x body weight (i.e. 12 x 135 = 1,620 calories per day)
To maintain weight: 15 calories x body weight
To gain weight: 18 calories x body weight
You can also use the following formula to determine how much cardio exercise you need:
To lose weight: 250-300 minutes per week
To maintain weight: 150-250 minutes per week
To maintain cardio health: 3-5 times a week, 20-60 minutes
- via vitacost

          prettyandfit:

          Calorie intake made easy:

          To lose weight: 12 calories x body weight (i.e. 12 x 135 = 1,620 calories per day)

          To maintain weight: 15 calories x body weight

          To gain weight: 18 calories x body weight

          You can also use the following formula to determine how much cardio exercise you need:

          To lose weight: 250-300 minutes per week

          To maintain weight: 150-250 minutes per week

          To maintain cardio health: 3-5 times a week, 20-60 minutes

          - via vitacost

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            seancecafe:

We create fantasy because, without it, reality would be unbearable.
Illustration by Kristin Kest

            seancecafe:

            We create fantasy because, without it, reality would be unbearable.

            Illustration by Kristin Kest

              ohsaratopia:

              thistimeitsuptoyou:

              We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

              This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

              Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world

              (Source: theflavourofyourlips)

                Seeley Booth- profile

                (Source: booths-squint)

                  hinder:

                  it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

                  (Source: hinder)

                    filed under: seriously,
                    CREDIT